the ultimate

everybody, altogether, planet earth, let's just add insult to injury shall we?

I'm only going to put this in point form because it's just too terrible for sentences.

presenting: aj's series of unfortunate events.

27 feb: evicted like a fox
28 feb - now: homeless wonder
1 mar: broke as a joke
5 mar: definitely fired from job
6 mar: lost chance at flat due to one lessee backing out
6 mar: not going to get flat deposit back

what have we learned? when it rains, it definitely pours.

I know what you're all going to say: it's ok aj! when one door closes, another opens! the sun shines again! silver lining! cliche!!!

but clearly here I have hit rock bottom. I have discovered however, that these occurences are entirely out of my control and not in my hands. I will recover eventually, but until then I have never felt so pitifully helpless in all my life.

thank you, good night.